Tuesday, May 17, 2005
ipod is ifun
Paul Simon had 50 ways to leave your lover. Since I don’t plan on doing that, I would instead suggest 50 fun things to do with your iPod. Look, I can dress it up in a little hoodie! And everyone congratulate my boy who bought a silver iPod mini last week. Yeah boy!
Quite amusing.
I’m starting to wonder if I will eventually be forced to join the ranks of iPod owners, at least in some respect. I havne’t had a portable CD (or Tape/Radio) player in years. I suppose the little things would come in handy sometimes (like when you have to have surgery you have to be awake for 
).
Posted by Joan on 05/18 at 12:55 PMUm, I hate my ipod. i can’t think of any fun things to do with it besides throw it across the gym, but i don’t b/c i might hit someone. I can’t figure out song lists, besides deleting everything when trying to add songs on.
Worst of all, somehow my ipod has a sixh sense about the exact moment when I am at the hardest part of my workout, and needing musical distraction the most, to shut off. i know it misses jenny, but it does not have to spite me for it. blech.
stupid ipod (maybe i would like it better if i had an arm band, jenny)
Posted by sis on 05/18 at 02:59 PMwatch 1984:iPOD
well-thought, well-executed, well-well…
http://www.theroyalwe.org/Posted by keith h. on 05/19 at 10:06 AMThe only thing the IPOD doesnt do is cure cancer…
it slices, it dices, it makes julian fries in seconds… and wait!!!
if you act now, you’ll not only get the super duper IPOD slicer but it will also play music!!! thats right friends, for a limited time when you buy your IPOD, it will also sing to you!!!!
Now what would you expect an item of such remarkable quality to cost? a million dollars? ten thousand???? NO WAY
If you act now… we will give away this amazingly stupendous, utterly fantasic device for only 299.99.
thats right!!!! 299.99!!!! how on earth can you beat that????
well wait!!! we can!!!!
if you buy the IPOD, that slices and dices and makes julian fries in seconds, AND plays music, we will throw in a free pair of earphones!!! and theres MORE!!!!
this is crazy and we are nuts for doing this but if you call in the NEXT 20 minutes, we will give you an attachment for the amazing IPOD that will actually predict the future!!!
thats right! you heard it here!!! It will predict the future!!!
For only 299.99 you will get all the sports scores, winning lottery numbers and even when your significant other will leave you for a better looking person… ALL IN ADVANCE!!!!!
You may ask, how can we do this? Why on earth would we be willing give away the future…
well friends its simple! we need 299.99 more than we need winning lottery numbers because we’re crazy!!!! We’ll do anything to sell our product!!!
Just call 1-800-Cash For Steve Jobs
again that number is
1-800 CASH FOR STEVE JOBS
and own your own IPOD today!!!
Posted by sis's boyfriend on 05/19 at 11:43 PMGreat stuff! Thanks!
Posted by John Boy on 05/20 at 07:23 AM