This is me setting a precedent for myself in the future: from here on, I always make it a point to stick my foot deep into my mouth.

The Infamous Cosas Three in Germany, circa 1980. Counterclockwise from the bottom: Joseph, Angelica, and me.

The Infamous Cosas Three in 1998.

Lavender, my stuffed bunny. Also known as DaBunny, LeVander, and Vladmir. I bring him to tests because he's good luck.

One of my high school senior portraits (1993). A friend referred to this portrait as the "I'm a bad Filipino brutha" photo.

Another one of my high school senior portraits. Tim Kern thinks I look like a Latino gangster in this one.

I threw this piece together for an earlier incarnation of my home page in 1994. It's me and my CultuRe Trap characters.

Here, I'm passed out on the floor of the hotel lobby at the 1995 ACP/CMA convention. I'm holding a plaque awarded to The Maneater for 2nd Place Best of the Net in the General Excellence category.

Here are Andy and Gina, both Maneater alums, peering over at me passed out on the floor of the hotel lobby. I'm pathetic.

This is my brother Joe's high school senior portrait. He's a babe magnet.

This is perhaps the world's greatest blackmail photo. I'm displaying it here now so that no one can use it against me later in life.

A photo of me working at CTIE. It was taken with a digital camera.

The Newman Center combined choirs at the May 1998 graduation mass. I'm playing the piano. See if you can spot Kermit.

Here's a grainy and slightly out-of-focus shot of my back. Same event as above.

My girlfriend Gina and me in May 1999.

Gina and me at a very expensive restaurant.